November 15, 2007
Oh, for goodness sake. I just found a gray mustache hair!
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February 10, 2007
I just spent $350 on an automatic litter box. It better be the motherfucking bomb.
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April 19, 2006
Tidbits
Heh. I put this in Tidbits because it makes me giggle :)
Apparently Consumer Reports rated condoms last year. I don't remember reading the article at the time, or maybe I just didn't care, since I was 18 months pregnant at the time. Anyway, turns out the particular brand and style we have is towards the bottom of the list in reliablilty.
The cheap in me says take your chances. It's a mega box, don't wanna waste that cash! I might even want a third kid, let's just leave it up to fate! Besides, I'm not in a fertile place right now (I know, I know, you CAN get pregnant while nursing, but it's less likely with the state of my body. And that's all I'm going to say about THAT.).
The rational me says we haven't agreed on a third kid yet. And now maybe isn't the best time. We should wait and make sure the crazy goes away after the move before we start taking any chances. Chuck the box!
I think I'll wait and see how nervous the possibility makes Rex :)
Posted by me at 10:08 AM | Comments (0)
January 22, 2006
New boobie dismount
Katie has perfected a new dismount from my boob.
Instead of just pulling off and watching tv or Jamie or lolling back like she's boneless, she's started rolling into me, onto her stomach. From there, she scooches back until her knees are ono the couch, sits straight up and grins liike she just pulled off a double salto with a half twist and stuck the landing.
I wonder what she'll come up with next?
Posted by me at 9:28 PM | Comments (0)
January 20, 2006
Tidbits
There are a few things that bother me about cell phone users. People who talk on the phone while they're interacting with others. People who can't talk and drive at the same time (ok, that's most of us). People who talk on the phone while they're supposed to be talking to me.
And now, those Sprint/Nextel walkie talkie phones. All through dinner tonight, I kept hearing the cheeping sound of someone's walkie talkie. Apparently, someone was having an entire conversation. I couldn't hear any of the talking, just random cheeps. FOR AN HOUR.
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January 4, 2006
Tidbits
I am so goddamn sick and tired of being TOUCHED.
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December 24, 2005
Merry Christmas, Y'all!
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December 7, 2005
Tidbits
Have I mentioned how fucking much I hate the fucking cold?
Posted by me at 10:56 AM | Comments (0)
November 3, 2005
Tidbits
How ghetto is it to feed your kid a jar of baby food while waiting in the checkout line at Sam's Club?
Is it more or less ghetto that seeing a used breast pad on the floor, grabbing your boob, and realizing that it's the one that's supposed to be in your bra?
Posted by me at 7:12 PM | Comments (0)
October 28, 2005
It's a good thing she's cute...
Katie barfed on my mouth today. My lightning reflexes saved me from a mouth full of apple, kiwi and mango, which is a good thing, 'cause I don't like mango.
Posted by me at 3:21 PM | Comments (0)
October 27, 2005
Tidbits
As we were leaving our Mom's Club meeting today, Jamie asked where we were going next. I told her home, and she said, "That's not feasibile!"
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October 5, 2005
Tidbits
Why is it in every picture I see of Tom Cruise kissing Katie Holmes, Katie is at a 45 degree angle? Is Tom trying to show that he's buff enough to hold her up, or is he just trying to get her lips down to his level?
Posted by me at 9:20 PM | Comments (0)
September 30, 2005
Tidbits
Jamie kept asking me to watch Blue this morning, and I kept saying no, it's not time yet.
To which she replied, "Stop answering no, Mama."
How do you answer that?
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September 16, 2005
Tidbits
This site makes me kind of wet.
It's the drool pouring down my shirt!
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September 8, 2005
Tidbits
Fall has screwed up my daytime tv schedule. Instead of a decent and somewhat enjoyable Home Improvement, Dharma & Greg and Spin City, I get an hour of A Different World followed by an hour of Cosby. Cosby wouldn't be an issue, but Dr. Phil's incest isn't even appropriate for my 4 month old.
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