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May 22, 2009
A letter to my reproductive processes
Hello, old friend.
I thought you might be coming, although I had hoped you wouldn't.
I guess we'll be seeing a lot of each other for the next 15 years or so. I can't say I'm looking forward to our monthly get togethers. You make me so emotional, reminding me of things I'll never have again, which makes me sad even though I don't necessarily want those things. You also turn me into a fat bloaty bitch, and spend a day or two punching me in the gut. And the mess! Oy! There has to be a better way.
I guess I should be grateful that I managed to dodge your visits for nearly 6 years. I hear most girls aren't so lucky.
Welcome back. Now will you leave already?
Love,
Me
Posted by me at May 22, 2009 8:32 AM