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August 19, 2008

Liar, liar shorts on fire

I walk in to the living room after taking my shoewr.

J: I don't feel good.

M: What's wrong?

J: I've been coughing and coughing.

M: (I haven't heard a sound, but maybe while I was in the shower?) I'll listen for it and see what we should do.

J: Can I play [on the computer?]

M: Ok.

Jamie plays for a while. Katie asks for a turn, and I say ok.

J: I don't feel so good. My head hurts.

M: (Starting to get suspicious. I haven't heard a single cough, yet.) Does it really hurt, or are you just making it up?

J: It really hurts.

M: Why don't you go upstairs and lay down.

J: No, I'll just lay down right here. (She hangs over the back of the couch and watches Katie play.) Mama, don't you get to watch a movie when you don't feel good?

Ah! We've reached the root of the matter. It was as I suspected. She barely ate lunch, which is unusual, but has otherwise shown no other symptoms besides a pathethic look that disappears as soon as she turns away from me.

Posted by me at August 19, 2008 10:52 AM

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