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July 6, 2006
Feminine products: The ultimate toddler entertainment
Tampons get all the credit for my daily shower escapes since 2003.
It's been a rare month that I've had use for products, so once Jamie learned to sit up and move around a bit, I made sure there was nothing dangerous in the vanity cupboards and I let her go to town.
By the time we got to Maryland, Jamie was old enough to occupy with Sesame Street, Clifford or Dragon Tails. Once Katie came along, I'd stuff the bouncer in the bathroom with me and pray that peeping through the shower curtain every 2 minutes would keep her happy. Then Katie learned to move, and I provided Jamie with all sorts of toys to entertain Katie with (packs of toilet paper worked best). Had there been enough room in the bathroom with me, you can bet I would have just opened the cabinets and let them go at it.
We're back in a house with a huge bathroom and cupboards filled with all sorts of booty that I still have no use for. Jamie spent days carrying the ob instruction page around with her, showing off her "list." Katie is learning about cleaning up your toys by helping put the tampons back in the box every day. Jamie counts panty liners. Today, they "scrubbed" the outside of the shower doors with panty liners. I just wish Jamie had had some Clorox Clean-Up.
They should just stock Tampax in the toy aisle at Walmart, as far as I'm concerned.
Posted by me at July 6, 2006 9:39 PM